Conservatives and the entire Republican party are now being mis-represented by a billionaire buffoon who is nothing more than a Democrat in Republican ideals. While Trump has some good points in line with our beliefs, he is way off base in his presentation and attitude.
It takes a lot to get a man out of retirement, especially when it has barely begun. But the Donald’s comments have sparked so much controversy that after only two months of sleeping through the night, the former late night host David Letterman stepped out of retirement specifically to mock Trump. He briefly interrupted Steve Martin and Martin Short’s San Antonio stage show to skewer the Republican candidate.
Looking like he has recently received some very good beard grooming tips, and a nice jar of beard balm, David Letterman jumped onstage to give his thoughts on Trump. He starts by saying he’s happy to be out of the house, but also satisfied with his decision to step down from late night television, at least until he heard that “The Donald” was making a bid for the presidency. For that reason alone, Letterman admits that retirement may have been the biggest mistake of his life.
Of course, no Letterman appearance is complete without a top 10 list, which he dedicated to Trump during his appearance:
No. 10: That thing on his head was the gopher in “Caddyshack.”
No. 9: During sex, Donald Trump calls out his own name.
No. 8: Donald Trump looks like the guy on the lifeboat with the women and children.
No. 7: He wants to build a wall. How about building a wall around that thing on his head?
No. 6: Trump walked away from a moderately successful television show for some delusional bulls— … oh wait, that’s me.
No. 5: Donald Trump weighs 240 pounds — 250 with cologne.
No. 4: Trump would like all Americans to know that that thing on his head is free-range.
Letterman declared No. 3 “a tie.”
No. 3: If president, instead of pardoning a turkey on Thanksgiving, plans to evict a family on Thanksgiving./That’s not a hairdo, it’s a wind advisory.
No. 2: Donald Trump has pissed off so many Mexicans, he’s starring in a new movie entitled “No Amigos.”
No. 1: Thanks to Donald Trump, the Republican mascot is also an ass.
While the list is full of personal attacks it drives home the point that Trump is a man who should not be taken seriously. Not in business, not in his personal life and certainly not in American politics.